I'm just here to say you all have misconstrued BlackRocks goals! We're here for the people! We just want to help you all live in the post nuclear era, by providing safe housing and monitoring your habits. Don't mind the Amazon Echo device's in your home, they're permanently installed and continuously listening. When we send diapers to your house because you and your wife were talking about children, we're just saying "We care".

Now please, if everyone could post their home addresses, we would love to send you a team of BlackRock officials to give you a free gift to show our appreciation.