Looking to rent your first home? What about an apartment?
Our experts are here for you. Rental agent Winston Smith has years of rental experience all over Oceania. He moved to the Cascadia sub region 5 years ago, bringing with him his experience of choosing the right home for his customers. When choosing your home our customers look at a few criteria's.
Is it in a flood zone?
Some of the homes we offer lie in flood zones due to the environmental damage caused by first global warming, and then nuclear winter. Our experts will find you the home with the least chance of catastrophic flooding. All our homes come with complimentary water wings and flotation devices for your children. Review the updated flood plain maps provided by the Government of Cascadia at your local politburo.
Is it in a drought zone?
A small section of our homes (76%), lie in major drought regions. When picking your home, you may want to consider the benefits of renting in a drought zone. No lawn to water, very few bugs in the summer time, little to no mutated wild life and you can get that tan you've always dreamed of.
How much background radiation is there?
Our expert radiation assessment teams visit all our properties on a monthly basis to ensure the background radiation is within an acceptable range for human habitation. Still worried about effects of radiation on you and your family? Upgrade your rental with our Radiation Mitigation plan and receive monthly supplies of potassium iodide tablets and a Geiger counter installed for only an extra $3259.00 a month.
This is just one example of the fine apartments we have to offer. The monthly rent on this beautiful apartment block is only $25,680.00
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